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| How do you make God laugh....? Just tell her the plans you have made for your life. |
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A Grandmother was standing on a lovely beach with her baby grandson. Both were enjoying the seaside.
Suddenly a massive wave swept the little boy from her arms and carried him out to sea. Beside herself, the grandmother fell to her knees, beseeching God to save her beloved grandson and, if necessary to take her life instead.
In the middle of her desperate prayer, another wave crashed in, depositing the baby back in her arms, soaking wet, but otherwise unharmed.
She looked at her grandson, then back up to the heavens and said quietly, "He had a hat..."
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A hiker lost his balance and fell over the edge of a steep and high cliff. At the last minute he saved himself by grabbing a small branch growing out of the sheer rock wall.
Dangling helplessly over a 2000foot ravine, he began yelling. "Help! Help! Is anyone up there?"
Suddenly he heard a booming voice. "I'll help you."
"Who are you?" asked the man.
"I'm God" answered the voice.
"Oh thank you, thank you" said the grateful man. "I knew my faith would someday be rewarded. What should I do?"
"Just let go and I'll catch you," instructed the voice.
"What?" exclaimed the man. "I said just let go and I'll catch you, " God repeated.
The man paused, then yelled, "Is there anyone else up there?"
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| In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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