Diet Buddies
Rosey and Nina were best of friends and tried to do everything together.
Rosey announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds
she had put on recently.
"Good," Nina exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting
buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and
get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Great," Rosey replied. "I'll meet you at Burger King."
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| A mother takes her son to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son."
"He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis is good for full recovery."
"How can you say all that without even meeting him?"
"Didn't you say he was 13?" |
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Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors' demands are as soon as they c an get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!
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| At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?" |
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