From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central
west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break
down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
there in the parking lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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A couple with their young son decided to spend a day at a nude beach.
After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while the son played in
the water.
After a while the boy c ame up to his mother and said,
"Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mother said, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So the boy went back to play. Minutes later the boy returned and said,
"Mommy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than daddy's."
The mother said the same thing, "The bigger they are, the dumber they
are."
So the boy went back to play. Several minutes later the boy ran back to
his mother and said,
"Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the
more he talked, the dumber he got!"
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| "I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but I made my landlord mad as hell." - Garry Shandling |
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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