3. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
lifter.
4. The lady to your right is a blonde, and is a professional wrestler and
5. I am a 6' blonde woman, 100kgs, with a PhD, a black belt in karate,
and a very bad attitude!
Now think seriously about it Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second or two, shakes his head and says,
"Nah.... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
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| Real people, Real Events - just hope that your life never depends on the speedy and accurate thinking of any of these people...
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| While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" Then another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the East (and has for some time). She shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
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I used to work in tec hnical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a call from an InDUHvidual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Pacific.."
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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
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I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" |
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