A nice young worker from the Post Office, was sorting through her regular
envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follows:
GOD
c/o Heaven
Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady,
who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of
$100 and was wondering if God could send her the money.
Well the young lady was deeply touched and arranged a collection from
her fellow workmates. She collected $90 and sent it off to the old lady.
A few weeks later another letter arrived addressed to God, so the young
lady opened it and it read
"Dear God, Thank you for the money, I deeply appreciate it, however I
only received $90. It must have been those b******s at the Post Office."
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| A blonde female Police Officer pulled over a blonde woman for speeding. The blonde cop approached the car and asked the blonde for her driver's license.
The blonde driver asked, "W hat does a driver's license look like?" as she searched through her purse.
The blonde cop said, "It's a little thing with your picture on it." The driver pulled out her powder compact, opened it, looked in the mirror and handed it to the officer. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the blonde and said, "If you'd told me you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this." |
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A blind man enters an all woman bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things....
1. The bartender is a blonde woman 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman |
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