| I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
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| A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat.
"I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.
"Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air. W hen it came down, he swung again and missed.
"Strike two!" he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more,
"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Again, he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.
"Strike three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!" |
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| "ID Ten T" Error
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| I was having trouble with my computer, so I called the computer guy over to my desk. He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."
A puzzled expression ran over my face. "An ID Ten T Error, what's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
He gave me a grin. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?" "No", I replied.
"Write it down", he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
ID10T ...... say no more!
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