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KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the

wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper

cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!", the blonde yelled back,

"IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian

said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So

what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the

American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!", said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at

night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled

the dice and she landed on Science &Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name,

can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINAL EXAM

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of

yes/no type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper

for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse,

removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answers after

each toss.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still

sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately

throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I

finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and

asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named —Rolex“ and one was

named —Timex“. Her friend said "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs

like that?"

"HellOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

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