Do you know why all jokes about blondes are so short?
So men can understand them... !
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a ROOSTER." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ...." he sighed, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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An Icelander was granted one single wish from God: He asked "I want a road ac ross the Atlantic so we Icelanders can drive back and forth to Europe." God told him: "That is too much too ask. Find something easier". So the man asked: "Please explain female intuition to me" God replied: "About that highway: Should it be 2 or 4 lanes?"
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| —Hey Mum! W hy are we pushing the car off the cliff?“ —Shut up son, you‘ll wake your father“ |
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Q- when does a woman enjoy a man‘s company? A œ when she owns it.
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Q- what did God say after creating Eve? A œ Practice makes perfect
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Q- How are men and parking spots alike? A œ All the good ones are always taken.
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