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Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little
fireside chat.
He says, "Jack let me tell you something. On my Wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother,
and I said, here try these on." So she did and said, "These just don't fit."
So I replied, "...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will.
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jac k. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill,
"Here try these on."
So she does and says, "These just won't fit."
So Jacks says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will,
and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here you
try on mine. So he does and says,
"I can't get into these."
So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never
will."
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| It seems an old fisherman stumbled across a talking frog while out fishing one day.
The frog said: "I'll turn into a ravishing beauty and fulfill your every desire, if only you'll kiss me." The fisherman scooped up the frog and put him in his pocket.
Later on, at a bar, he pulled the frog out and set the frog next to his beer. When the bartender overheard the frog repeat the offer, he asked the fisherman what he was waiting for.
The fisherman replied: "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog." |
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The first year of your children‘s life, you try to teach them to walk and talk. The next 19 years, you try to teach them to sit down and shut up. -Alf Pedersen
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