Self help "pick-me-up" joke for your day at the office:
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You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better Your car horn goes off accidentally, and remains stuck while you‘re following a group of Hell‘s Angels. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles You see a ‘60 minutes‘ team waiting in your office The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat The bird singing outside your window is a vulture Your blind date turns out to be your wife Your twin forgot your birthday Your Income Tax cheque bounces.
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| Office Prayer:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they annoyed me. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the butt I have to kiss tomorrow.
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| CLASSIC mother-in-law Joke Material: |
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| Two cannibals are eating their dinner and one cannibal says to the other, —I don‘t like my mother-in-law much.“ The other cannibal replies, —Well, just eat your chips then.“
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—Hey Mum! What‘s and orgas‘m?“ —I don‘t know dear, ask your father“
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