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I rang up my local swimming baths. I said —Is that the local swimming
baths?“
The man said, —It depends on where you‘re calling from.“
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An old woman cane into her doctor‘s office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem. —I have Flatulence all the time, doctor“ she said.
—But they‘re Soundless, and they have no Odor. In fact, since I‘ve been
here, I‘ve passed wind no less than twenty times. What can I do?“
—Here‘s a prescription, Mrs. Smith. Take these pills three times a day for
seven days and come back and see me in a week.“
Next week an upset Mrs. Smith marched into the Doctors office. —Doctor, I
don‘t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I‘m passing
wind just as often, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say
for yourself?“
—Calm down, Mrs. Smith“ said the doctor soothingly. —Now that we‘ve fixed
your Sinuses, we‘ll work on your Hearing!!“
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| —Is it true“ the wom an asked her doctor, —that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?“ —Yes, I‘m afraid so“, the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, —I‘m wondering then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked —NO REFILLS.“ |
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A Blonde with two very red ears went to her doctor, who asked her what happened. —I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang“ she said“ but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuc k in to my ear“ —So what happened to your other ear?“ asked the doctor. —The person rang back again….“
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