The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset
when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for he
photograph bac k.
He went out and collected from his friends all their unwanted photographs
of women that he could find, bundled them together and sent them to her
with a note stating: —Regret can not remember which one is you. Please
keep your photo and return the others.“
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| A fellow worker came up to the Blonde working at Reception and said: —Would you like to buy a raffle ticket? Janice in Production died suddenly last week. It‘s for her husband and four children.“
—No thanks,“ the blonde says. —I‘ve already got a husband and two kids of my own.“ |
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Did you hear about the figure conscious blonde who had square breasts? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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Two blondes are walking down the street when they find a makeup mirror. The first blonde looks in the mirror and says “That face is familiar. But I can‘t put a name to it“ The second blonde grabs the mirror, looks into it, then looks at her friend as says —DUH, silly, It‘s ME“
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A man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. He hasn‘t been feeling well and wants to find out if he‘s ill.
After examination the doctor comes out with the results: —I‘m afraid I have some bad news. You‘re dying and you don‘t have much time“ —Oh no, that‘s terrible. How long have I got?“ the man asks.
—Ten…“ say the doctor. —Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?“ he asks desperately. —Ten, Nine, eight, seven…….“
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