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| He said... "Want a quickie?" She said..."As opposed to what?"
He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said...."You wear briefs, don't you?"
He said... "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?" She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
She said..."I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee-start packing!" He said... "That's great!!! What should I pack?" She said... "Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there".
He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!" She said..."No problem, I'll get you something that is."
She said..."What do you mean by coming home half drunk?" He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money."
He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way." She said..."Well, you succeeded."
He said... "If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well." She said..."Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we would do without the gardner too".
Priest... "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband." She said..."Who's gonna look?"
He said... "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" She said..."No, have you?"
He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight." She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
He said... "Shall we try changing positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and pass wind." |
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